welcome, wanderer!
You’ve ventured far to reach this place. Here, you’ve stumbled into my online rabbit hole filled with fun-sized animal friends: unique, original polymer clay sculptures that I conjure from thin air (and maybe a bit of polymer clay) with my own two hands.
Settle in, enjoy this quiet refuge from the endless digital chatter, and have a look around. You just might find something you like.
This is not
just a shop.
It is a whimsical place to get lost and then found again. A place where you can uncover hidden treasures, and stumble upon secret messages meant just for you. I believe in the lost art of fun websites filled with silly things that make you smile. A place to forget tiktoks and emails, and rediscover the simple joy of wandering, wondering, and exploring.
WHAT ARE YOU
HERE FOR?
Some friends for you
Covered in paint, making dogs, thinking about autumn and listening to The Silt Verses.
Currently . . .
AUG 11 2026
Recovering from
a shop update.
Working on pet portraits.
the dream team
HEAD OF BUNNY RELATIONS
& ARTIST
I make original hand-sculpted animal artworks from polymer clay.
I'm fueled by 60% sugar, 40% movies, and an archive of obscure animal facts. I love all creatures, but I have a dark secret: I hate monkeys.
TOBY
EXECUTIVE HAY OFFICER
& STRATEGIC NAP LEAD
I may be young, inexperienced, and quick to hide under the sofa at the first sign of trouble - but I’m also great at problem solving. A good nap fixes everything, and by the time I wake up, most problems have magically sorted themselves out.
LEXIE
PARCEL QUALITY SPECIALIST
& TREAT LOGISTICS ANALYST
I perform thorough quality checks on every box - measuring the cardboard's thickness with my perfectly sized front teeth and testing its durability by jumping through them and knocking everything over.
Brighten your day with a pocket-sized burst of joy! Just like a fun-sized snickers, these handmade sculptures fit right into your palm.
Each piece begins as a simple ball of polymer clay, then slowly takes shape under my hands as I sculpt every curve and detail with care. To bring them to life, I use only the highest quality acrylic paints, finishing with a protective varnish — a little touch of magic to keep them safe from the elements. ✨
Size of each sculpture varies slightly but generally they are around 3 cm in heigh and weigh around 10 grams.
Every sculpture is one-of-a-kind and accompanied by a signed and dated Certificate of Authenticity, so you know it’s a true original artwork.
Creature Feature
Creature Feature
They start as lumps. Things escalate from there.
I sculpt each sculpture by hand from polymer clay, then painstakingly paint all those dots with high quality acrylic paints.
They are around 3 cm tall and weigh about 10-15 grams, roughly the size of a fun-sized snickers, though considerably less edible (please don’t eat them). Once finished, they're sealed with a protective varnish and sent out into the world to make new friends and take up very little space.
Technically, they are sculptures. Mostly, they are little guys. Each one comes with a signed and dated Certificate of Authenticity because, tiny as they may be, they are original art.
TALK TO ME!
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